Do you like how there is a bamboo graphic instead of a suggestive slot for dvds?
Do you think having a panda is like having a cat in western culture? I imagine there is a pretty negative stigma in China for single women in their 30s who have more than one panda.
This is what living in China is like. A Panda for every man, woman and child! Pack your things, round eye! Wagons east!
The punch line of the title, meant to be a quote from a “badly punctuated wildlife manual,” explains why a panda shoots a gun in the air after eating a sandwich in a cafe and before making for the door:
“Panda. Large black-and-white bearlike mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. “
For those of you who has the same reaction I did, I urge you to relax. It’s a book, and clearly a work of fiction. I know: it’s so unlikely that a panda would wield a gun. They’re Chinese, idiots! They’re going to be using some mad kung fu. And why bring grammar into this? Are you just trying to shame the pandas because they can’t read? That’s probably why they’re so mean, dude.
Look at that face: this is one no-nonsense Panda. Dr. Dhabaleswar K. (DK) Panda is a Professor in the Computer Science & Engineering Department at the Ohio State University. If you want to learn about Computer Based Networking, this is the Panda for you. That’s Dr. Panda, shitbird.
If you’re even the tiniest bit asian, there is no way you could possibly resist these. Like, if you were one of those weird white guys who is really into asian chicks, you could use these to lure one into your sensible import sedan with decent gas mileage. It’s basically fool-proof.
From the inventors of zero and yoghurt… cheese (which I can only hope is made from panda milk). Why not? I have a pair of pants made of baby.